Da Pensultawky Rules
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Games Permitted
Note: Winning in the presence of certain people will not be permitted unless a rematch is accepted (rematch challenge is usually made by certain unnamed opponent).
Nana Code: Words for Death March
- "Who's ready for a walk?"
- "Are we going on a walk?"
- "Did you use the bathroom?"
- "Do you have your water bottle?"
- "Do you have your tissue or napkin (to use along the way if/when mother nature calls)?"
- "Who has the key?"
- "Let's just go around the block."
- "Just a short one (usually in response to the question "We're not going on the long one this time are we?")
Nana Code: Warnings for Rapid-Onset Hotflash
- "Hand me my fan!"
- "Nana's got da SHUE-GAH!"
- "Can you hand me my jacket please?"
- "I'VE GOT THE SHUGAH!"
- "Gimme dat (envelope, birthday card, magazine, folded-over newspaper, dessert menu, wine list, napkin, tissue), please?"
Nana Code: Words for "I'll Be Cleaning Up Now"
- "Watering the plants"
- "Fixing lunch"
- "Just putting some things away"
- "Eating breakfast"
- "Getting ready for a walk"
- "Having some tea"
- "Waiting for the vegetables to cook"
- "Going to bed"
Friday, July 15, 2011
Papa Rule #256
Always put the tools away (but cigar ignition equipment does not apply).
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Papa Rule #1A
Both son-in-laws are successors to the throne (if they want it). This can be claimed at any time.
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