Papa Rule #1

Always listen to your parents first. They are simply all-knowing.

Nana Dishwasher Rule #1

The top rack must be withdrawn with both hands at the same rate in the same plane in order to avoid dislocation of the rack extension.

Nana Dishwasher Rule #2

All silverware must be slanted toward the center of the dishwasher in order to properly clense the dishes.